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A worrying use of a USB port....
@ 2009-11-25 – 17:30:08
I have just read this news report about a man marrying a game character. A Japanese gamer has taken the highly unusual step of ‘marrying’ his videogame … more -
"Rub my feet or I'll kick you"
@ 2008-11-03 – 19:54:18
I've just read this report and I am speechless. A London council is spending £90,000 giving disruptive pupils foot massages in a bid to calm them … more -
How do you catch a toilet trained chimp?
@ 2008-07-03 – 17:53:54
I was sitting in the staff room this morning with two other people (both talking to me) and one of them read out this story from the paper Domesticated … more -
One for Landers- best news of the day- conveying meaning
@ 2008-06-30 – 21:52:47
London - A British student who scribbled an expletive on an English language exam paper was awarded 7.5% for accurate spelling and effective communication, … more -
Living la vida Loo-ca
@ 2007-10-13 – 11:06:09
According to this report, a man wants to live in a toilet shaped house. It cost 1.6million dollars He must be a bit flush! more -
Let me take you by the hand and lead you through the London Paper
@ 2007-07-25 – 14:51:03
Last night, on the way home, I was browsing through one of those free Papers you get handed at stations. Now, there wasn't much news in them (as I think … more -
News, Bombs, America, London and Paris
@ 2007-06-30 – 08:14:58
I was watching the news and was impressed by this article A US television news presenter refused to lead her bulletin with the latest Paris Hilton story, … more -
Eddie Murphy has been busy
@ 2007-06-23 – 19:05:54
I am a little suspicious now. I have been reading reports that Scary Spice has had a DNA test from her daughter to see if Eddie Murphy is really the … more -
If you wish to report a crime, please try the yellow pages
@ 2007-06-21 – 17:27:03
After reading this news item today it got me thinking Card fraud 'is not investigated' The government has been accused of "effectively decriminalising" … more -
The Big McNews
@ 2007-05-24 – 17:36:45
The Big (Mac) news today is that Mcdonalds are planning a campaign to have a dictionary entry changed. The entry was for the word McJob, which has the … more


