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"Rub my feet or I'll kick you" from cj592 Pro 382 days old
I've just read this report and I am speechless. A London council is spending £90,000 giving disruptive pupils foot massages in a bid to calm them ...
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How do you catch a toilet trained chimp? from cj592 Pro 505 days old
I was sitting in the staff room this morning with two other people (both talking to me) and one of them read out this story from the paper Domesticated ...
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One for Landers- best news of the day- conveying meaning from cj592 Pro 508 days old
London - A British student who scribbled an expletive on an English language exam paper was awarded 7.5% for accurate spelling and effective communication, ...
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Living la vida Loo-ca from cj592 Pro 769 days old
According to this report, a man wants to live in a toilet shaped house. It cost 1.6million dollars He must be a bit flush!
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Let me take you by the hand and lead you through the London Paper from cj592 Pro 849 days old
Last night, on the way home, I was browsing through one of those free Papers you get handed at stations. Now, there wasn't much news in them (as I think ...
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News, Bombs, America, London and Paris from cj592 Pro 875 days old
I was watching the news and was impressed by this article A US television news presenter refused to lead her bulletin with the latest Paris Hilton story, ...
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Eddie Murphy has been busy from cj592 Pro 881 days old
I am a little suspicious now. I have been reading reports that Scary Spice has had a DNA test from her daughter to see if Eddie Murphy is really the ...
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If you wish to report a crime, please try the yellow pages from cj592 Pro 883 days old
After reading this news item today it got me thinking Card fraud 'is not investigated' The government has been accused of "effectively decriminalising" ...
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The Big McNews from cj592 Pro 911 days old
The Big (Mac) news today is that Mcdonalds are planning a campaign to have a dictionary entry changed. The entry was for the word McJob, which has the ...
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School report for wallies from cj592 Pro 914 days old
I know, lets find a confidential report and leak it to the press. School report calls pupil 'wally' What it should have said was 'School report ...
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