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Spotting a computer geek
@ 2005-12-18 – 10:09:40
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A COMPUTER GEEK WHEN You hum the Windows opening theme when ever you wake up You think the numbers on tombstones are high scores You … more -
Are my testicles black?
@ 2005-12-18 – 10:05:55
A man is lying in bed in hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young student nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse", he mumbles … more -
Australian themed blog
@ 2005-12-09 – 19:29:27
[ ... ] is a joke that I made up. Q: What Australian would you go to for a cup of tea? A: Dame Edna Beverage I wonder if I could get a job in a cracker ... more -
Chinese Proverbs
@ 2005-11-12 – 19:32:30
CHINESE PROVERBS *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man … more -
Mr Pink, Mr Black and Little Miss Bright red!
@ 2005-11-10 – 20:18:19
[ ... ] a crap joke I have to say it out loud! We wreust watching the Bill and WPC The-Nolan-Sister just said "I've found your photographs in your shoe" ... more -
Optimist and Pessimist: A Christmas Tale
@ 2005-11-07 – 19:24:59
As we are fast approaching Christmas here is a little story to help you get in the mood. Mr and Mrs Smith had twin daughters. Every year they always … more -
Michelle and the Weather
@ 2005-11-04 – 18:58:01
Firstly a quick joke "A bloke went to a fancy dress party with a naked woman attached to his back. The host asks 'What have you come as?' 'A snail' … more -
Geeks Unite
@ 2005-11-03 – 20:57:45
[ ... ] Can I have Norway? Edit: Doctor Joke Patient: So what's wrong with me? Doctor: You have a short term memory Patient: So what's wrong with me? more
