animals
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How do you catch a toilet trained chimp?
@ 2008-07-03 – 17:53:54
I was sitting in the staff room this morning with two other people (both talking to me) and one of them read out this story from the paper Domesticated … more -
How do you find the sex of a tortoise?
@ 2008-05-21 – 20:08:29
Sadly,I was watching the One Show and the animal roadshow was in Newcastle, and someone had brought a tortoise in to find out the sex of it. The question … more -
They let anyone blog these days
@ 2006-09-14 – 20:33:03
It's Spongebob the Squirrel Monkey Spongebob has been having a lot of trouble. The ladies were ganging up on him in the Zoo and he had to be moved. Somehow … more -
A cat's tale: A life of their Owen
@ 2006-06-15 – 12:10:49
There is a cat in school Hold on. What's gonna happen to the cat when the place closes? It may have to go to london like in Puss in Boots. Perhaps … more -
The Anticrastonator, Prophetic Dreams and Badgers with Blue Peter Badges
@ 2006-06-04 – 11:37:35
Sunday morning. I have just done my marking which I have been putting off all week. Why is it that I had 9 days to do it and I end up doing it on the … more -
Warning: Animals with ASBO's
@ 2006-05-25 – 20:21:53
[ ... ] to see how animals are turning antisocial just like some humans. We've had Squirrels addicted to cocaine Chavvy Ferrets and now Hoody Seagulls. ... more -
Of Birds and Men: Mother Nature is so Cruel
@ 2006-03-11 – 20:16:13
Flashback time its 1992 and I am tidying my student flat just in case I should pull and bring someone home. I put on my best shirt and make sure … more -
Monkeys and Whales
@ 2006-01-21 – 23:11:36
In the news, Pete Burns coat has been tested. It is not the skin of a gorilla but from a kolobos monkey. Apparently it is a wild and vicious creature … more


