I will have driven four different cars in eight days by next Tuesday. My own car (car number 1) has now gone to the garage to be repaired after the accident. As always, I had to go to work on the day the garage collected my car, so my OH stayed in to make sure the car got collected. Which meant I had to go to work in her car (car number 2). When I got back from work I saw the 'replacement car' the garage had left me, a rather camp little bright blue thing (car number 3) which really doesn't like goping uphill.
And next week, my OH gets her new car, using this scrappage scheme. So that will be car number 4 (as I am going to have to drive it to work when the garage collect their campmobile to return my car)

I feel like the stig

In fact, I am the stig!