So England won a football match. A good results 5-1... but it was against Kazakhstan. Am I the only one that thinks that this shouldn't have been a surprising result? And to have not scored for the first half? Really? Should we be satisfied?

There are many teams that England should be better than....
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And results just in from the England match against the cast of Last of the Summer Wine. It was a tough start. Rooney tried hard to get past Foggy and Clegg, but was unable to produce a result. There was a tense moment when Nora Batty managed to drive through our defense, but luckily for us, the ball bounced oddly off the wrinkles off her tights. The England team started with 4-3-3 formation but changed to 4-4-2 at half time, whereas the cast of Last of the Summer Wine, started off with walking sticks but by half time had created a strange kind of vehicle out of a bath-tub and some wagon wheels.
England managed a 7-1 victory, and the defeat was evident on the faces of the Last of the Summer Wine cast, especially on Smiler's face! Emile Heskey still didn't score

Next week the England team face an unexpected challenge as they play the Raggy Dolls- a win is expected, especially as Back-to-Front is well known for his own goals. Emile Heskey is not expecting to score.