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Whats your name backwards?

JC

Name some lines from the song you are listening to?


No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten, yeah

Gay or Straight?

Can I go for Graight?

What goes on your toast?
My Mate Marmite

What's the seventh text message in your inbox say?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Like I'd get more than six texts hahahahahahaha

Has someone groped you in the past week year?
Er ... nope

Lily Allen or Kate Nash?
Bleurgh to both


Last person to call you babe?

Some stupid old chav on a supermarket checkout

I say ‘Jump!’, you say?

'Bog off'

Whats the top played song on your MP3 player?

er.... probably Scissor sister I don't feel like dancing

Who did you last hold hands with?

OH probably.

Who would you like to meet?

Someone with all the answers

Funniest thing that happened today?
A Jedi mind trick joke I told (which no one got)


Are you insane?
That's a matter of opinion

Whats on your bedside table?
Clock, lamp, and tie.

How many piercings do you have?
None. yuk

Whats one of your favourite quotes?
Semper in excrementum, sole profundum qui variat.

Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a S or N?
S yes (OH) N no

Is this year the best year of your life?
Not even close

Ninjas or Pirates?
Depends what for. Pirates for comedy value, but if I wanted someone bumped off or some furniture moved, I would go for ninjas


Where do you want to go right now?
Toilet


Who do you want to go with?
No one. I'm not a girl

Do you hate My Chemical Romance?
Who

What do you want from life?
To enjoy it


When did you last do sex?
Do you mean to the nearest decade?


What's your nickname and why?
The Ceej


Anything written on your hand?
Never. I see that on kids and it irritates me


Could you run the Country?
I can't even run a bath. Actually I would like to run a school


What are your favourite names?
Problem with being a teacher is you get put off names often. At the moment I am against Rosies and Daniels


Have you ever punched a hole in the wall?

I would like to punch Dale Winton, who hosts Hole in the Wall

Name a good song.
I'd like to name one Virgil


Where's your sister?

Living La Vida Frinton

Have you got balls?
In descending order.... A football, a gold ball, a squash ball and testicles

How would you react if someone kissed you right now?

If it was my OH I would smile. If it was anyone else, I would call the police, because they have broken into my home

Wheres the weirdest place you’ve peed?
IN a street in Barcelona. They had no toilets!


Are you scared of Cows?
I am scared of most places on the Isle of Wight

Anything else to add?

I would like to add the first ten integers. 55!