Enter the Void....

I have just seen this page on my blog home page. In the messages section it says NaN. Is this a message from my nan? That's weird because both my nans are dead. Spooky

Coming soon from Nintendildo.
You heard of Wii sport
You've heard of Wii fit
Now comes Wii porn!! It's the Wiinker package
Yes it's true with Wii porn you can practice all those wonderful techniques to keep any lover happy.
Great for women, practice pleasuring the man's member and get a high score
Or for men there is the Jiggle Solo mode- where you can perfect your technique.
Or play online in the 'Wet Biscuit' challenge. Join the live online sauna and you are bound to come again and again!
This game comes free with a virtual wiinis

Click to enlarge (if only that were true :sigh: )

different sizes available- batteries not included

Last night I went dancing again. And it was good to see a couple more familiar faces that weren't there last week.
There were less people but the Tiger Lady was there! But without her man. I did check the corners of the hall just in case there were the remains of a mauled carcass somewhere, but there was nothing. Maybe she ate him whole!
Back to the latin jive, I am enjoying it- I am very good at following the instructions and performing what is asked of me, which this week included a little drop where the lady has to lean on me and I have to take her weight- which is OK for some ladies, but not as OK for others!!
After the 'lesson' there is time for freestyling, where you can do what you want. I wanted to go next door for a pint, but that wasn't allowed. It's a Ladies' excuse me, so I was grabbed often. However my problem is this..... I can follow the format extremely well. You teach me, I will do it. but I can't freestyle for Buggery. I go all over the place and appear to have more arms than an arm- (A good reason to avoid the tiger lady). So I ended up saying "Why don't we practice the routine" several times. I think I got away with it!!!!!

I have been reading. Which is quite 'novel' for me {CJ laughs at his own pun }
A couple of months ago I saw some Lee Child books on sale so I thought they were worth giving a go. And I did. I started with 'Die Trying' and I thoroughly enjoyed it. It is an action/thriller, easy to read, which grabbed my interest within the first chapter. Normally I get bored with a book if it doesn't grab me to begin with {my bookcase is full of half read books} An excellent story. I then went straight on to 'Echo Burning' and I couldn't put it down. All these books feature Jack Reacher, a former Military cop, now just wandering the States getting into trouble. I have just finished 'Persuader' another excellent read- grippng from the onset and in some places I found myself tense just reading what was happening (the fight with Paulie is a prime example)

I am now hungry for more books in the series.