It's been a while since I've played around with Tom Swifty, but here are a few more
"The piano fell on me" said Tom, flatly
"But I helped move that Piano" Said Tom, Shiftily
"seventeen plus three is twenty" Tom added
"But seventeen minus three is fourteen" Said Tom, nonplussed
"That'll be 4u²p²(me)²" Said Tom, as he squared up to me
"I am not taking the rubbish out" Tom refused
"I am cutting the sides off of this" Tom decided
"That's one sixteenth of a pound" Tom announced













