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by cj592 @ 2008-06-30 - 21:52:47
London - A British student who scribbled an expletive on an English language exam paper was awarded 7.5% for accurate spelling and effective communication, The Times newspaper reported on Monday.

The pupil, who wrote "fuck off" after being asked in an English exam to "describe the room you are sitting in", got two marks out of 27 and would have got more if he had added some punctuation, chief examiner Peter Buckroyd told The Times.
"It does show some very basic skills we are looking for - like conveying some meaning and some spelling," said Buckroyd, who works for the Assessment and Qualifications Alliance examinations board. "It shows some nominal skills but no relevance to the task".
"If it had had an exclamation mark it would have got a little bit more because it would have been showing a little bit of skill".
According to The Times, to gain minimum marks in English GSCE papers - an exam taken by hundreds of thousands of 16-year-olds across England every year - pupils must demonstrate "some simple sequencing of ideas" and an ability to put "some words in appropriate order".

Conveying meaning! Some pupils convey meaning to me regularly!!!!
I tell them to go and ...resequence their ideas!

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I just linked to this story from my bolge, CJ ! We are obviously like-minded when it comes to this kind of thing!

cj592cj592 pro
30/06/08 @ 21:56

LOL. Perhaps we are :)

I have no words...

(which obviously means I would fail an English GCSE)

cj592cj592 pro
30/06/08 @ 22:29

However, in GCSE Drama , that will give you the MIME points ;)

LandersUKLandersUK pro
30/06/08 @ 22:27

Oh the stories...

First year chemisty...

Some question about combining chemicals...

My answer "Not a fucking a clue!"

I got called into the office. Given a weeks detention, an imposition, a letter sent home parents and 2 points for being honest and spelling everything correctly!

cj592cj592 pro
30/06/08 @ 22:29

First year? First year???? 88|

still 2 points is 2 points.

LandersUKLandersUK pro
30/06/08 @ 22:30

Yes first year.

Are you shocked at getting that kind of question or shocked at my language?

cj592cj592 pro
30/06/08 @ 22:33

Hehe. I am shocked that you survived to the end of your first year ;)

LandersUKLandersUK pro
30/06/08 @ 22:35

I couldn't be expelled.

cj592cj592 pro
30/06/08 @ 22:47

I may regret asking this but...... why not

LandersUKLandersUK pro
30/06/08 @ 22:51

I've never been too sure to be honest but the story I over heard one day was told was to do with me and my brother not being allowed to stay at the same school so we were separated and sent to different schools. Of the three schools in our area one wouldn't take either of us so it left the other two.

I was suspended quite a number of times (the first time being my second day at school) but could never be expelled... and I knew it... so I played on... badly!

Ceej, you'd have hated me as one of your pupils.

cj592cj592 pro
30/06/08 @ 22:55

But you'd have loved me as your teacher ;)

LandersUKLandersUK pro
30/06/08 @ 22:57

Well yes that is certainly true. And I was nice to the teachers I loved liked!

I think it would have been the only reason I did so well in English!

LandersUKLandersUK pro
30/06/08 @ 22:29

Goddamnit!

"Not a fucking a clue!"

letter sent home to parents

cj592cj592 pro
30/06/08 @ 22:33

YES! Deduct one of those fucking points now!

I always got As in English, I got A in Lit & language GCSE. They even kept my essays (hand written - this was the late '80s) to show other pupils how to write essays.

I have to say. Someone's talking out their arse here, and it ain't the poor 'eejit' who swore on his exam paper! :)) :))

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01/07/08 @ 07:47

what has this country become?

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