How to survive in Midsomer
1) If you have no reason to move there. Then Don't!
2) If you have family there, wit a couple of years. I, after a couple of years, none of them have been bumped off, then it may be safe.
3) Join the police. They seem to remain unscathed
4) Never go to a village fete
5) Never go to a rowing regatta or cricket match
6) Avoid walking down country roads on your own in the middle of the night.
7) If you find yourself walking down a country road on your own in the middle of the night and you see some car headlights, then run! For God's sake Run!
8) Never go to a medievel fayre
9) Make sure your will doesn't leave anything to any resident of Midsomer
10) Move away. Iraq may have better survival prospects