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Spring fashion? Hurry up summer!

by cj592 @ 2008-06-03 - 20:30:43

My fascination for menswear fashion (Fashination?) and my recent post on the Short Suit, led me to google some similar styles. And then I happened on this webpage with the following images headed with the title Men's suit trends for Spring 2008
THe firs image isnt too bad
pic1
Although the boots give off a certain image...
The second one is a bit more odd...
pic2
The third looks a little bit better. A bit more normal
pic3
But then they leave the best til last....
Get ready for the freakiest look this Spring
pic4
Okay, I am open to comments now......
The Shot suit doesn't look so bad now :yes:

Introducing CJ's guide to Man products for men

by cj592 @ 2008-06-03 - 19:34:35

I've been watching the One Show again. The last time I commented on this show I was talking about tortoise sex!
And today they were talking about male grooming and talking about female products for men. Such as Manscara and Guyliner. And it got me thinking, isn't it amazing how some guys want the legitimacy to use these products but have to make the name more manly!
Now I think there is a market for other products- all we have to do is change the name! For example.
Panty pads for men would be Manty Pads- and if they had wings they would be gold 'top gun' wings
The Femidom would become the 'Femidom-inant Male'- just to emphasise the point
Oestrogen injections for men would be... Hestrogen injections
And Tampax for men would be Manpax! (although the mind boggles how to use them- perhaps for shaving cuts?)

I know my stuff: The heart of the matter

by cj592 @ 2008-06-03 - 18:57:57

Today a pupil who had been revising came up to me and said "Do you know anything about biology?"
"Of course, I know loads about everything"
"Can you help me with this picture" he said and showed me this
(PS I have numbered the parts I refer to)
heart

"AH yes I know this well" I said. "This is a map of Birmingham. The blue bit (1), that's the Birmingham ship Canal. The bottom bit on the red (2) that's where the Chavs live. A bit further up (3) that's where the posh people live, trying to keep away from the Chavs. And the pokey out bits at the top (4) .. well that's Spaghetti Junction!

Yes. This is definitely Birmingham!"

He looked at me.
There was a pause
"Oh" He said. "I though it was the heart!"

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