I'm this European Dream since I was brought on
It Don't matter if I step on your spleen
Or sneak a way to help the Chelsea Dream
They're still gonna put pictures of my own goal in the magazine
You want a Riise me?
You want a Riise me.

I'm this bad media karma
Another goal another drama
Guess I can't see the harm
Of heading into the arms of Reina
And with the Kop on my back
I'm an exceptional Wiener
And you want a Riise me

I love this Lifestyle of the rich and famous
(You want a Riise me)
I'm pissed off. Oh my God that own goal’s Shameless
(You want a Riise me)
And in this Extra! Extra! Time it’s in
(You want Riise me)
And over Reina’s head I headed it in
(You want a Riise me)

Ever since AJ bought my attention to Weird Al's unique style of music I thought I would try to get hold of some albums. I already have Running with scissors (which I play constantly in the car), but I wanted more.
Even Chris Moyles plays the stuff on the radio, which is where I heard the song eBay.
So I went on to.... Ebay and bid on a copy of Poodle Hat.
And it arrived today
Now I can hear eBay in loud stereo.

PS My OH loves it too