**One
Word.**
You.
Can.
Only.
Type.
One.
Word.
Not as easy as you might think*. Remember: one word answers.
Where is your mobile phone? Table
Your significant other? Work
Your hair? Short
Your mother? recovering
Your father? Dead
Your favourite thing? sight
Your dream last night? work 
Your favorite drink? Tea
Your dream/goal? happiness
The room you're in? Lounge
Your ex? distant
Your fear? Loneliness
Where do you want to be in 6 years? home
Where were you last night? pub
What you're not? smurf
One of your wish list items? House
Where you grew up? Estate
The last thing you did? Dress
What are you wearing? Suit
Your TV? massive
Your pets? nonexistent
Your computer? Lappy
Your life? workable
Your mood? hungover
Missing someone? Yes
Your car? French
Something you're not wearing? burberry
Favourite Store? Next
Your summer? Holiday
Like someone? No
Your favourite colour? Pink
Last time you laughed? now
Last time you cried? Saturday
Difficult