.. is apparently what eye have got- according to my optician. Eye went to the I doctor today ;) It was my contact lens check. I needed to go because the Contact lens by post office have been keeping my latest pair hostage until I do. But now I have they should release them (I hope my contact lenses don't suffer from Stockholm syndrome and jump into the postmans eyes!)
Anyway the optician said I have lovely wet eyes... he then went on to tell me I had a lovely wet nose and shiny coat and fed me pedigree chum fro a bowl. due to my excessively overflowing tear ducts. This made me cry - therefore proving his statement.
I really can't make a trip to the optician sound any more exciting- you just had to be there ;)