Andy Warhol said in 1968: "In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes."

Have you ever appeared on TV?
I was in the nativity on broadcast Sunday Morning Worship one year when I was at school. More recently my leg was on a quiz show

Ever been on the radio?
Nope. Although I think my name was once read out when I wasn't listening

Do you have a friend who is famous?
No. I don't really have many friends

Have you ever had your name in the papers?
Just a local rag, and it was work related.... and they spelled it wrong

Have you ever been in trouble with the law?
Never, although my sister did once pretend to be a policeman (!!) to try and score me into owning up to something. She went upstairs and phoned downstairs

Any school friend gone on to be famous?
Well, I was at school with Katy Hill from Blue Peter and I ang in the choir with the girls from Alisha's Attic. But that's it.

Tonight is last Friday.... because last Friday I was supposed to go out for a meal (which really means drink) with my mate, but due to me being on anti-biotics, we postponed it. Well I'm not going to waste a good night out by not drinking, am I?

And who knows- when I'm out, I may spy Espee's OH. Although I am having a lot of trouble with female attention of late..... due to the dancing. Last week Mary was thrilled that I was there as she was a single woman. "Well if you;re going to be here I can come again. We can be partners" She said. I just smiled nervously. Because just before Christmas it was Storming Norma "Perhaps if you want to go to a dance on your own and I am on my own, perhaps we could go together"
And before that was the shaky lady whose name I have forgotten. What would happen if they all came to the class at the same time? I may be in too much demand for my own good

I'd never have thought I would say this but..... I miss the Tiger Lady. At least you know where you were being mauled stood. (Normally by an open window!!!!)