The thing about windscreens... the main thing about the position of windscreens in a car is... that they are directly in front of you.
The thing about driving, one of the main problems with driving is that you have to concentrate entirely on the road ahead of you. So it's not always easy to turn your head away if need arises
The thing about having a cold is the symptoms, these can range from headaches to coughing to a sore throat and finally sneezing.
And the thing about sneezing, one of the horrible things about sneezing is the rather gooey, phlegmy sprayage that comes out in a frontly direction.
Did I mention the thing abut windscreens? ..............

I can't believe what happened at work today. I got in at about 8am, which is about normal. I leave goddam early for the drive which is about 50 minutes, although I know if I left any later I would get caught up in some horrific traffic! So I get in early and have a cup of tea and read the paper- which is delivered free to the staff room. Except this morning it wasn't delivered! No Paper! I had to read last Friday's one instead!
And then I went to do some photocopying. And guess what- there was no photocopying paper. No Paper! I had to use some old scrap paper and photocopy on the back of it- which I didn't mind too much, I felt like I was actually doing something for the environment.
But it gets worse, because during the day I was dying for the loo! And when I sat down in the cubicle guess what I found... I kid you not! No Paper! No toilet paper at all. Not in any of the cubicles. I have been dying for the loo all day. I am just glad that I didn't have to use some of last weeks instead!