Firstly... my laptop. I have bought a few games and I can't get any of them to play. I think this is a problem stemming from the Broken Sword from ages ago. I think DirectX has a thing against me. I may have to steal my OH's laptop instead
The second thing that I think is really pants is.... The security of Nottingham Castle. Sheriff, you really do have to sort your guards out- all three of them. There are more holes in your security than there is in my pants (and that brings me to the third thing that is pants, and thats my pants) After watching Robin Hood tonight, how is is that, even when the Sheriff put the castle on Lockdown- they still managed to get in. six of them in the most ridiculous costumes that made them look like a gang of Inspector Gadget fans! And those guards are so easily fooled.
Scene: The castle gates. After Guy's guards get killed by Robins men and after Guy returns and tells the guards on the door that the guards have been killed by Robins men, a strange band of suspicious looking men dressed as the dead guards (who you would have expected that the gate guards would recognise as they are working in the same place) approach the gate.
Guards: Halt. Guy told us you were dead
Strange band of men disguised as a group of killed soldiers bt really look like Robin Hoods gang: Well, obviously we're not!
Guards: Oky then. Come in!
And later on when the badly disguised bunch try to leave and the guards have had strict instructions not to let anyone out.....
Guards: Halt. No-one leaves the castle
Badly disguised band of freedom fighters trying to smuggle out two prisoners: We have to take these prisoners to Durham
Guards; Okay then!
I tell ya, Nottingham Castle has more holes than Cheese! And just as much cheese!
