I am sitting here watching Kylie and her ever changing variety of wigs (and a rather amusing cat fight with sister Danni). Not a bad little show, but I don't undertand that sponsorship thin. Every ad break it tells me to Text SEKSY to some number or other.. but it doesn't tell me why? Is it a competition? Is this a new scam by ITV? Now they're not even luring you with the promise of a competition prize whilst fleecing you of your money!
My OH has been looking up details for a new toaster. That's ok, I thought, seeing as I know she wanted a new toaster for Christmas (Seriously- its her idea) then she found this one she liked... The Bugatti Volo toaster
"IT's 20% off" she says.
And then I saw the price..... £120... was £150
Here's it's description
A toaster of simply stunning Italian design.
It's not the design that's stunning- the price has completely knocked me out!
Featuring a motorised toast lifting system for easy toast
I know a cheaper motorosed lifting system known as .... your hands!
removal and six option electronic browning control.
The best browning control is.... looking! "Hmm that's brown" you could say and then stop the toasting!
Wide slots help accomodate varying thickness of bread.
For bread as thick as the person who buys the toaster 
Complete with bun warming rack.
I just lean against the radiator! Oh, you said bun!
Still you can't deny it's a good looking toaster..... but still, £120!