This afternoon (early evening) my OH and I went for a walk, and instead of describing the journey I thought I would draw the layout.

We left home and went down to the Plane Tree. (It really is my favourite tree) And instead of going down the the A-ha log we went to Mixamatosis Crossing. Then snuck down Secret Monkey Walk and down past Squirrel town and along Dog Shit walk.
We then retraced our steps and tried to go a different route from Mixamatosis Crossing up to Chainsaw Alley, but it was impassable due to Mud.

SO we had to return via the Plane Tree

It was a good hour's walk.

I have a sneaky suspicion that those are not the official names for those points of interest

Celebrador- a famous person who is a bit of a dog! Example: Jade Goody

.... Waiting around for phone calls?

OR perhaps having to be in for the Man of Gas (who has to come back again today)

Or having to be in because the landlady is trying to sell the property.

Grrrr