As I have already said, clingfilm hates us. In fact I am sure that it is the loo roll of the devil.
And today there is more proof. When my OH came home I noticed her finger was blue. And why was it blue? Was it perhaps that she had been fingering an Eskimo? ( )
No. It was because she had a plaster on it. One of those bright blue ones that you get in food preparation places so that you can see it if it falls into the food (Or that you can see it better when an unsuspecting customer finds it in their Lasagna- so you know who to point and laugh at!)
"What happened?" I inquired.
"I cut my finger" She said
"What on?" I asked imagining some kind of huge butchers hatcher
"On the clingfilm"
This took me aback for a bit, because as much as I hate clingfilm, I have never been cut by it. It being naturally floppy with no sharp ends.
"How?" I asked.
"It was the serrated edge on the box"
Ah that makes sense.
Still the box is still part of the clingfilm and is still part of the demon that exists within! I bet there was even an episode of Buffy where she had to battle the Clingfilm Demon! Perhaps using the holy sandwich bags of Antioch!

This post is about weight. Weight loss, Weight Gain, er Waitrose, er.. kuwait and ..er.. Ooooh Wait a minute Mr Postman, wa-wa-wait a minute Mr Postman.

When I was a youngster, going through a not particularly fun teenage life, I became ill. At some point I had to have Radiotherapy treatment. At the time the Doctor said I would probably have quite a bit of weight gain as a grow up. Which I have had. But his past year I have seen my weight fluctuate more than it has done before. My OH thinks it is probably due to the stress of the past year, and I am inclined to agree. But over the past year I have lost a bit of weight and I like it! I also think the dancing has helped. I hope it continues to stay off- it's a reason why I want to continue the dancing- it's great exercise!
My OH has lost an awful lot of weight ever since she first heard about the heart problems. She is being very good with the diet ( and I have been better - but I still crave my Peanut M&M's)
There isn't a Waitrose near where we live, we have a Budgeons but that's not the same. The people who work there tend to be a bit .... odd!
Kuwait. That's a country that is. And it took someone else to point out that the Q8 petrol stations got their fule from Kuwait. Hence the name. I never twigged that!
And as for the postman. He ad a huge package his morning and was gladd to put it through my slot. It was a couple more Doctor who figures.

There, I think I have covered everything I said I would