The CJ pregnancy test kit 100% effective.
Instructions
Take the paddle.
Squat over the paddle for about 9 months.
If a baby appears on the paddle, you were pregnant.
Anyone want to buy one? I am taking orders now
Posts archive for: 31 July, 2007
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100% effective pregnancy test kit
@ 2007-07-31 – 12:30:29
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Bookety Bookety
@ 2007-07-31 – 11:38:58
I have seen this pop up more times than the casino pop up, so I thought I would give in and give it a go!
1) Shakespeare or the Bible.
I like Shakespeare on TV or in the theatre but I must admit I have never read any. So I suppose it will be the bible. Lots of interesting stuff in there. I like the story of the talking donkey.
2) Most romantic moment in fiction.
Can't remember reading one, unless you count the animals making there way to their owners in 'The Incredible Journey'3) Favourite word?
Kerfuffle.4) Most overrated writer
This will annoy a lot of people but ... Tolkien5) Most underrated writer
Robin Hobb or David Feintuch6) Best meal in literature
The last supper?7) Favourite novel in translation
The three musketeers. It was written in French and then got translated into English so I could read it!8) Favourite children's book
The Incredible Journey, The fighting fantasy books, the eagle annual9) Books by your bedside
At the moment.... Harry Potter and the Eyre Affair. Just finished reading 'another life' which is a Torchwood novel.10) Sexiest book
The Karma Sutra? Or do you mean one that I own?
