I can't believe it. After getting in at about 4:30pm I have just been asleep for about an hour and a half. I can't believe how tired I feel. I wonder why? I did go dancing last night and that was exhausting (and a little bit terrifying- but more of that later) and this morning I woke next to an annoying bird! (Hehe. not my OH!) Outside the window from about 4am there was the loudest and most irritating bird making the worst noise ever. And it wasn't even a tweet- because tweets can be sweet (according to the drifters). This was an annoying hacking/cawing sound, as if the whole contents of pre-baked 'sing a song of sixpence' pie were reacting to some seriously bad smoking! And it kept me awake. So perhaps that is why I am so tired. Or maybe I am feeling drowsy after taking some non-drowsy hay fever medication. What ever the reason, I am knackered. And now I have had a nap.

Dammit, I bet that means I won't sleep well tonight. Perhaps I should go and find that bloody birds nest and sit outside it making immature farting noises. That will teach it!