Damn I hate bad traffic! I have just been sitting in a bloody traffic jam not moving for over an hour. Now, I am not the most patient man when it comes to traffic, and where I should be thinking "I hope on-one is seriously hurt in the accident" I end up thinking "How bloody inconsiderate. This will be some idiots fault trying to go too fast or using their phone whilst driving"

And I would still be there if it weren't for the nice gentleman in front, who got out of his car and told me to follow him as he knew a short cut. (Ooh I was following a stranger. I could have been abducted or anything- Unfortunately I wasn't interfered with). SI thank you very much Mr Purple Peugeot man!

Now I am stressed at home and needing to relax. Any suggestions?