That's it! After watching tonights Doctor Who, I have decided that I am definietly a Time Lord.

That is the only way I can explain why no-one at work talks to me... they can't see through my perception filter!

It's not that they don't like me after all

I am a little suspicious now. I have been reading reports that Scary Spice has had a DNA test from her daughter to see if Eddie Murphy is really the father. And it appears he is! And now he has to pay £10million in child support. That actually sounds like an awful lot of money.

And then I read anotehr report that all of the Spice girls are going to get £10million pounds each. Is this really because they are reforming..... or have they found out that Eddie Murphy is actually the father of all the Spice Babies!

Don't tell David!