By the Old-Spice Girls

Let me tell you what you want, what you really really want
I'll tell you what I wants what I really really want
I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna bitta Ziggy Shag hah!

If you wanna win Big Brother
You gotta get with Chanelle
When they lock the bathroom
Tracey starts to smell
Shabnam wears bad makeup
And Charley's just a slag
So if you wanna win Big Brother
Chanelle's the one to shag!

.. that I totally missed out on the numpty awards.

I tell ya, there's a village missing it's idiot somewhere

Here is a new entry or the baby competition.

My entry into the baby competition.
I have had a hair cut since then though

A baby competition? Is the prize a real baby?