Someone has tagged me with 'get on those dancing shoes'

Haha. I have just been on a tagging rampage

Well. My (dancing) shoes are polished. Shirt ironed, suit pressed and I am ready to face the hordes and dance my little butt off- seriosly if you find my butt on the floor, please return it (you may need to hire a haulage firm)

I wonder if the old crew will be there: Tiger woman- Janet street Porter- Verne from Catherine Tate- Jane from Eastenders and Mad scary drunk girl. We'll have to wait and see.

Borrowed from Random very random who stole it from Steve P.

The idea is you list places you have been with a one line comment

Hastings – bit drab, could do with a lick of paint
Derby- Great pubs, great ghosts but dull for tourists. Too many beans.
York- Wonderfully historic and I got an extra sausage
Exeter- Fab University but went to sleep too early
Plymouth (Near union street) – Food at 4am! Stab vest recommended
Plymouth (the Hoe and Barbican.- Nice and chips!
London- Big lights and scary
Paris- Just like Blackpool but bigger
Blackpool- Nice tower, lots to do and Little and Large
Norway- cold and misty, expensive
Morocco- Smells like a camels crotch- possible due to the camels crotches
Rome- Hot, sweaty and full of Romans
Vatican City- Nice pyjamas mate.
Crete- Hot with grey eggs and warm orange squash

After spending some time ironing this morning- The old iron I use is annoying, it makes a horrible grating noise whenever you turn the steam function on, but I much prefer it to the new one I got my OH, which looks like a space station from star trek. I am half expecting the Ferenghi to turn up to steal it from me.- I decided to go to Tesco's to get a little shopping for my OH's return. I want her to think that I hav been looking after myself and the place, and not picking on all junk food for the past few days.

And that is when I saw the words.... "You want me. Nibble Me. Take me" written on the packets of munchies. I love munchies and those words are just too tempting, and surprisingly accurate. I really did want some munchies just then!

Hmmm. Munchie anyone?

PS: Who says I am easily led by blatant advertising gimmicks?

Note to self.
I must remember that in normal polite conversation with acquaintances, if someone says "Thanks, I owe you one" you must not, I repeat NOT, reply "Sure, and I'll let you give me one"

{knocks head on table}

I need to charge up my Ipod, but I can never find the charger.

Which of these was it again?

Last night I went to see a preview of 'Shooter'. I hvaent been on a wednesday evening before, normally on the weekend during the day. I was surprised how many students were there using the Orange Wednesdays 2for1 offer. It must be quite a popular deal.

When I got back I watched Fun with Dick and Jane on sky. I'm not sure I like this new sky movies system- it just seems like a way of showing less films more times over the week!

Went to bed and had quite a scary dream. My OH was driving back with my 11 year old nephew. I get a call from her saying that there was a tiny accident as she had let the nephew drive the car for a bit and he had clipped the car and caused an accident. They were both OK but the damage to the car was worth £28.000! Then we kinda haad an argument, which is odd because we hardly ever argue in real life. I was so relieved when I woke up.

And today I have to tidy the house up a bit. Not that it is a real mess, I don't go totally slobby when my OH isn't here, but it is noticable when the place hasn't had a woman's touch! And then I will do some ironing. And put the bin out... no wait things have changed. Grr, I hate bank holidays because they ruin the bin-men routine. Now does Easter count as two bank holiday days? does that mean the binmen won't be around until Monday?

And tonight the dancing starts again!