by
cj592
@ 2007-03-22 - 22:48:06
Just got on from my dancing class and tonight we did a move called dog-peek-dip-summing-or-nuffing. I couldnt quite work out what it was but it did involve me spinning the women very fast; so that if I accidentally let go they would zoom off like a spinning top. In fact had there been another man there I could have created a human version of that game battle tops... it could become a new sport! Alas, there wasn't any other men there... which made the next thing more embarrassing.
Teacher "Last week, we spent a lot of time focussingon the women's moves. This week we'll focus on the men's moves" and he turned to me and said "That means you!" 
But it was OK, it just meant I was in the middle getting one-to-one treatment, like a slow kid in class! (or is that un-PC... oh sod it I dont care)
Tiger woman was ther, but she seems to have cooled her ardour.... however drunken floozy girl was there giving it her "I dont care what moves I am doing... I am drunk and happy to sway in any direction". Catherine tate's 'Neville' girl was also there, even more made up than before... I am sure her plaits are getting tighter... perhaps to force the smile permanently on her face.
But now the class is over! and I have no more lessons for two whole weeks! THen I am going to try the intermediate class, which I saw a bit of tonight. Now there are definitely more men in that class... and my god, are they of a type. But I won't spoil that story now. Suffice to say that the Adams family are alive and well and living in Hastings.
But the class is over and I didnt even get a certificate. What sort of class is that!!
D
So that's tonight, but there is more to come, as I am going to do something a bit more geeky. ( If I can stay awake til midnight). And that is to get my PS3, which is launched tonight. How geeky am I?