It's Monday and that can only mean one thing.... choir practice. Although I don't really have anything to add about it. Except that I am getting better at reading music, because I have spotted a pattern. Every time there is a black blob on the page, I have to sing a note, and when there's not, I don't. All I need now is to work out which note it is, how fast to sing it and when to stop. One thing I have noticed is that there seems to be fewer poeple going, which isn't good news because I was going to stand next to someone loud and just follow what they do
On the way home I saw a strange sight... a bearded lady! I couldnt believe it! I didnt know there was a circus in town or the Russian ballet. I had to look twice just to make sure. It was then that a realised it wasnt a beard at all, but a woman wearing a very hairy polo-neck that came up round her chin. That made more logical sense! (but less fashion sense)
If you can't see it, it's "Neil's Heavy Concept Album" (that hippy from the Young Ones)! How many people can remember "Hole in my shoe"? or even "My White Bicycle". I have to admit that my favourite track on the album is 'Lentil Nightmare'
"And though for long he had lain low in the quietness and the darkness, NOW WAS THE MOMENT and with one terrifying leap he sprang out of the wardrobe wearing nothing but his Y-fronts and a pair of wellington boots and, spying himself in the mirror, he ripped into one of the most amazing lead solo's on the tennis racket since Jimmy Hendrix on the Lulu show..."