Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's fu*king goofy!"

After a tough depressing day, I was really hoping that there might be news about an interview. But no.
Ho Hum. Things are still odd at work, and there are some weird feelings that I cannot shake.

Edit. And now they are predicting snow. When did that happen?

I need a joke. Someody tell me a joke