All this controversy over the quiz TV shows where you phone in and give answers to top ten questions is ridiculous. I mean, if you dont get the answer right, then there is no need to be bitter. You just have to think of what is most obvious!

Now Here's one I couldn't wuite finish- any ladies out there can fill in the missing answer???

Top ten things found in a ladies handbag

1) Machete
2) A small cube of resin for a violin bow
3) A jar of Bull Semen
4) ?????????????
5) Lead pellets removed from a swan
6) Vagisil
7) ?????????????
8) pawn brokers ticket
9) A scrap-book full of cut outs from wedding magazines
10) A morph plasticine figure.

And here is the news.
Yesterday, my OH noticed that there were some holes in some clothes that we had kept in the dining room (Read 'pile waiting to be ironed') when we checked the pile we noticed that there were some scratch marks and stuff. There was a girly shriek, and my OH shrieked as well! We must have some little vermin somewhere.
Any being manly I decided the best thing to do was put some poison down- tht'll kill whatever it is. But my OH was horrified. She doesn't want to kill the thing. Her idea of getting rid of it would be to leave some leaflets around the carpet advertising some local mouse support group with a free-phone number and perhaps get it involved in some community work- a bit of wicker basket making or something.

Anyway we have opted for a trap. Apparently the guy in the shop said that the best bait for the trap was chocolate.
SO tonight we will put some chocolate in the trap!

Tomorrow morning I am expecting to find my OH trapped inside D