... was what my OH said earlier this evening. Now I know what you may be thinking, actually aving hands may consider a plus point when it comes to answering phones when in fact it would pobably be a lack of hands which may make phone answering a more difficult activity.
But that is what my OH said as she bent over the fireplace, coke dust over her hands and face. I would imagine that she meant to say 'I've got dirty hands', but as the phone rang and I answered it, it gave me great pleasure to tell her friend that she "couldn't answer the phone right now because she has got hands"
Oh I am so juvenile













