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This one's a bit rude, so if you think I am an innocent individual look away

by cj592 @ 2007-01-03 - 20:13:17

My OH has been sitting on the sofa next to me flicking through the Argos catalogue, looking for the next item to spend her money on :roll:.
She doesn't really do very well at estimating distances and sizes, so with a confused look on her face she turned to me and asked...
"How long is 33 centimetres?"
As I reply I showed her my willy! {I said you'd be shocked- but we are married}
"Oh" she said, "so I just add 30 centimetres to that then"

Talk about cutting me down to size

Back to work again, I'm sure this didn't happen last year

by cj592 @ 2007-01-03 - 18:39:51

I got up in the middle of the night (so it seemed) ready to travel to work. The journey was actually quite pleasant; the roads were quite clear- probably due to the fact that all the sensible people had an extra day's holiday. And when I got there it was like I had never been away. I feel just as tired now as I did at the end of last term!
I am sure it should be illegal to go to work on January 3rd.

I wonder what I did last year.... {cue strange wibbly wobbly back in time effects}

Previously on 'Enter the void' written on January 3rd 2006

I woke up in the middle of the night to go to work

Woah I just wrote that. Well what do you know. I went back on Jan 3rd last year!

and bybreakfast time I was having lunch! This going back to work lark is like having Jet Lag, but without being on a plane.

SO the tiredness never goes away

But today I decided to be a Geeky Swot

I must have been going through my good boy phase. If only I had known then that they were going to close the school- I may have been a bit more cantankerous

and participate loads in the group discussions and contribute loads of ideas. So Brownie points for me!
I also have invited the Enigma Project to the school,

Woah deja vu again. I need to organise this again for this school too!

so hopefully they will be able to come. I'd love to see the Enigma Machine-

Seen it. Been there. Got the Ration Book.

and it will be great fun for the kids (Thats in my opinion, but I may have to tell the kids it's the original IPod Design)
And our department stock has arrived- I get so excited, It's like Christmas all over again- even if it is Tippex and Sellotape.

I'm not in charge of stock anymore, so no stashing secret supplies for me

Anyway, home now and watching Richard Hammond 5 o Clock Show

Wow the Richard Hammond show, I'd forgotten about that. I'm glad he's doing alright now after his accident!

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