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You have the face of a man with severe constipation

by cj592 @ 2006-12-30 - 17:45:44

After checking on Nate's 'eat my shorts' I came across this blog entry which has some...er...colourful latin phrases. Pop over to get the full list, but here are a few of my favourites. Why not learn some for New year's Eve so you can impress/insult your friends!
Or you could just Fac ut vivas

Latin Phrases:

Futue te ipsum et caballum tuum Screw you and the horse you rode in on
Tu es stultior quam asinus You are dumber than an ass
Podex perfectus es You're a perfect asshole
Caput tuum in ano est You have your head up your ass
Impudens es leno You shameless pimp
Vacca stulta You stupid cow
Vescere bracis meis Eat my shorts
Te odeo, interfice te cum cochleare I hate you. Kill yourself with a spoon.
Stercus accidit Shit happens
Hic puer est stultissimus omnium! This boy is the stupidest of all!
Non Gradus Anus Rodentum! Not Worth A Rats Ass!
Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri? How do you get your hair to do that?
De gustibus non est disputandum. There's no accounting for tastes.
Tum podem extulit horridulum You are talking shit
Potes meos suaviari clunes You can kiss my ass.
Quando podeces te regi eorum fecerunt? When did the assholes make you their king?
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags.
Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar.
Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
Fac ut vivas Get a life
Morologus es! You're talking like a moron!
Puto vos esse molestissimos I think that you are very annoying
Radix lecti Couch potato
Raptus regaliter Royally screwed
Stultus est sicut stultus facit Stupid is as stupid does
Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant May barbarians invade your personal space
Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant May conspirators assassinate you in the mall
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy
Faciem durum cacantis habes You have the face of a man with severe constipation
Mala pituita nasi Nasty nasal drippings!
Semper in excrementum, sole profundum qui variat. Always in the shit, just the depth that varies.

Plucking on my G-string and looking forward to work

by cj592 @ 2006-12-30 - 11:31:29

It's Saturday and it's New years Eve Eve. I have spent most of the morning plucking away on my g-string. As well as the A, D, B and E strings. Just strumming along to some Duran Duran tracks. I put up the Sunrise video on my media blog. I have also been playing 'Ordinary World' and feeling a bit melancholy- some of you already know that the song has specific meaning to me.
At the moment I am trying to download the Broken Sword Game on the other computer. Hopefully it will work there, if not it may be a disc fault! Or may be not. I don't know, it's not as if I am an I.T. teacher:P
I go back to work on Wednesday, which isn't really a problem (except that Wednesday's are my least favourite day). But it does seem odd going back then. My OH and I have parties to go to on Friday and Saturday so it feels like it should still be party season, but I have gone back to work. The worst thing that may happen is that I may have to not go to the Friday bash if I have too much school work to do. Next term is a busy term. I have to organise the Enigma project again (I hope I don’t have as much trouble as last time) plus there are all sorts of other things going on, including another school disco! Yippee!
And I still have some work to do before I go back. The question is, should I do it today, tomorrow, Monday or Tuesday. Or should I do a bit each day? I know that will spread the work over, but it does mean I will be working each day until I go back.
I really am not in the frame of mind to work though! Maybe tomorrow. You know the old saying "Why put it off until tomorrow when you can put it off for longer"
Anyway, must check my broken sword, or will be it another broken program?

Addendum: The program didnt work on the other computer. It was the same error message. Therefore I conclude that it is the game itsefl that is FUC...

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