After checking on Nate's 'eat my shorts' I came across this blog entry which has some...er...colourful latin phrases. Pop over to get the full list, but here are a few of my favourites. Why not learn some for New year's Eve so you can impress/insult your friends!
Or you could just Fac ut vivas
Latin Phrases:
Futue te ipsum et caballum tuum Screw you and the horse you rode in on
Tu es stultior quam asinus You are dumber than an ass
Podex perfectus es You're a perfect asshole
Caput tuum in ano est You have your head up your ass
Impudens es leno You shameless pimp
Vacca stulta You stupid cow
Vescere bracis meis Eat my shorts
Te odeo, interfice te cum cochleare I hate you. Kill yourself with a spoon.
Stercus accidit Shit happens
Hic puer est stultissimus omnium! This boy is the stupidest of all!
Non Gradus Anus Rodentum! Not Worth A Rats Ass!
Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri? How do you get your hair to do that?
De gustibus non est disputandum. There's no accounting for tastes.
Tum podem extulit horridulum You are talking shit
Potes meos suaviari clunes You can kiss my ass.
Quando podeces te regi eorum fecerunt? When did the assholes make you their king?
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags.
Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar.
Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
Fac ut vivas Get a life
Morologus es! You're talking like a moron!
Puto vos esse molestissimos I think that you are very annoying
Radix lecti Couch potato
Raptus regaliter Royally screwed
Stultus est sicut stultus facit Stupid is as stupid does
Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant May barbarians invade your personal space
Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant May conspirators assassinate you in the mall
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy
Faciem durum cacantis habes You have the face of a man with severe constipation
Mala pituita nasi Nasty nasal drippings!
Semper in excrementum, sole profundum qui variat. Always in the shit, just the depth that varies.













