I hope this works. I knew that Jingle Bells was Evil

http://www.conspiracycarols.com/?userid=f2370d056adbbc60117c2ae_20061221

PS Please let me know if the link works

This morning I thought I would try to get tickets for The X-factor show, which is coming to Brighton in March. So I went on to ticket masters and was totally disctracted by something else....
Sod the X-Factor, I have now bought two tickets for The Scissor Sisters in July. Woohoo!

I see that on the news the Freezing fog has meant that some flights have been cancelled! Poor Santa, I hope he manages to get to the shops to do the last piece of Christmas shopping. But what will happen on Cristmas Eve if the fog is still there? He may have to find other forms of transport (And in the UK that can only mean trouble)
I also heard on the news that, if you are flying this Christmas then make sure you don't take wrapped presents, because the security staff will only unwrap them again. Actually that sounds like a good job. Imagine unwrapping presents all day . If they want volunteers..... I certainly hope that Santa doesnt have to travel by plane, imagine all the presents he would have wrapped before hand!!!
Poor Santa has had a bad Christmas so far. In Scotland he was pelted with mince pies by youths! Apparently Santa said "I'll get you back. I know where you live"
But no Christmas would be complete without and immaculate conception. A Komodo dragon in Chester Zoo has laid some eggs even though she has had no mate! Apparently she did it out of anger after the other animals told her to go F*** herself!