Dear Santa
Who art in Lapland
Hallowed be thy name
Thy Coat be Red
Thy Nose be red
On you as it is on Rudolph
Give us this day our daily Sweets
Forgive us our bath cubes
As we forgive those who bath-cube against us
And lead us not into the naughty list
And deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the mince pies, the milk and the Sherry
For ever and ever
Amen

I went to the opticians today and World War three had broken out. Up by the bifocals, America had just atacked Iraq with Lens solution of Mass destruction and anti-infection. But seriously, when I got there there was a woman in a heated row with the manager. I couldnt help but overhear. Apparently she was five minutes late for her appointment due to parking problems (Which is understandable) and when she got in the assistent tapped her watch and said disapprovingly ,"You're Late". And when she tried to explain another assistant shouted from the back "Well, I managed to get a parking place with no problem". If that's what happened then I agree with the lady, that's not how to treat customers.
However her being five minutes late then held my appointment up and that was ten minutes late!
Still my eyes both passed the exam, although the left eye did slightly worse than the right. My left eye obviously didnt spend as much time revising.... the lazy eye!

But back to more pressing matters. I managed to find some twinkly coloured lights.... The last box in the Store! In fact there were tons and tons of boxes with clear lights, but I like my twinkly lights to be coloured and there was only the one left! And I grabbed it like the Vice City expert I have become.
And now my tree is looking a lot more colourful

Things to do for the rest of the day
1) Finish tree
2) Wrap presents
3) Put presents under tree
4) Admire tree
5) Admire wrapping
6) Wish I hadn't deviated from the list and bought a pair of shoes that my OH wanted
7) Grow a spine so I can feel confident about the shoes that I did buy
8) Find shoes receipt

This poem is dedicated to the one and only Miss Buzzzzzzzyyyyyy B!
Here's hoping your Christmas comes up Roses and you keep smiling your way through!

We Luvs You Buzz!

Buzzy is a lovely Gal
I’m really glad she is my pal
I hope she knows that we all love her
And the new things we discover
About our favourite little Buzz
Makes us like her more Becuzz
She’s human just like you and me
She has a heart for all to see
And no-one here can ever say
Her emotions she will not display
And through it all, pressure and pain
She comes right through the stress and strain
And I for one feel so damn proud
Of her determination, so sing it loud!
Just like Robbie would in that great song
I think you know it, it’s called “Strong”
And if I was in the band Macflies
Like Donnie, Buzz would be my prize
No greater catch could there ever be
Than Buzzy, Buzzy, Buzzy B!

Up early and I have a stinking headache- and I know what you're thinking, but I havent had a drink for a couple of days. I hope I am not gonna come down with something. I hope being ill over Christmas . Anyway I ahve taken a pain killer and hopefuly that will do the trick.
I have to go into town for me eye test today, so I have been boning up on the answers "The red, no the green" . I have even memorised all the eye charts so depending on what letter is t the top I will be able to get 100%.
Good news for all those of you who are following my Vice City Exploits I am now on the last mission! Yes! I managed to pimp, whore, steal, and murder my way through the last few missions and now I am on the 'Keep your friends close' which I believe is the last one. Phew!
Later on today I am going to (I am determined to) get some new Christmas lights for the tree! And even if I have to pimp, whore, steal, and murder my way through the town I will get those damned lights.