Just like Mackauley Caulkin I am home alone. My OH has left for the deep South West again to be with her brother and I am left here.

I just hope two hilarious and inept intruders don't try to break in and I have to fend them off by swing paintpots from the stairs and heating the door handle with curling irons. Well not again any way, I have never got my curls the same ever since.

Once again I hope she gets there safely. I am more worried this time because it's not the first time she has taken the journey. Odd that.

A trio of News items

Drivers have reduced a quiet English market town to motor mayhem in the Christmas shopping rush, shamelessly cashing in while the only local traffic warden is suspended, reports said.
"We've got no control over the parking in the town whatsoever. It's mayhem," said Gloucestershire county councillor Graham Dawson. "Word is going round that the traffic warden isn't there.

Well, if not spreading the word around was your goal, then perhaps giving a statement to the press was not the brightest idea! Quick everyone, Down to Tewkesbury!

The black evening gown during Breakfast at Tiffany's has gone under the hammer at auction house Christie's. The dress sold for £410,000

I am intending now to sell my little black Dress that I wore during breakfast at Tiffany's. It still has the egg stain down the front that Tiffany spilt as she serve me up the slap up food. What do you mean why haven't I cleaned it? Didn't Monica Lewinski teach you anything????

Peter Andre and Jordan are expecting another screaming immature little toddler on the way

Apparently Scott Henshall has accepted his dinner invitation

Now there's a title you don't see everyday. I bet you're wondering how I could possibly write a post referring to Zebra Spunk, well bear with me because it is relevant-kind of.

I had a class today where they were looking at powerpoint projects and some of them were writing a title. It was about a made up place in France. One poor little kid, and this is true because I watched it happen, decided to type in a title about the place. However the spelling changer didn't recognise it and changed the title (Like in predictive text)... and it changed the title to Zebra Spunk! Seriously- I watched it happen. The poor little thing was confused and a touch embarrassed!

AS was a bit surprised myself. He tried it twice and both times it happened. It was only when we selected 'Undo Auto change' that it stopped changing.

Now that is something you don't see everyday!