The Internet Auction
A poem by CJ

This Internet auction is quite an addiction
There are minutes to go and now timeís a restriction.
Iíve just placed a bid on an item most curious
If someone outbids me Iím gonna be furious
The time goes quite slowly, the seconds are ticking
And how many times have I refreshed by clicking?
But the end is in sight, and champagne Iíll be swigginí
Damn! Iíve just been outbid by a welder from Wigan!