You can't beat modern lyrics to really say something meaningful and imprtant about the world. The case in point: Girl's Aloud; Something Kinda Oooh. Here is a breakdown of the real meaning behind the lyrics

I've got to heat it up,
got to, got to heat it up

Apparently it is quite cold, And I have to get the heating to work

I've got till 3 o'clock

Apparently I have until 3-o clock. Perhaps that is the time Hypothermia will set in

I've got to rock until you drop.

You're dropping as well? mmm, this hypothermia is bad

I've got to heat it up,
got to, got to heat it up
I've got till 3 o'clock
I've got to rock until you drop.

Yes, now I'm repeating myself. AM I going senile?

Something kinda oooh

Apparently there is a thing that has an element of Oooh-ness

Jumping on my tu-tu,

It appears to be using my ballet equipment as a trampoline

Something inside of me,
Wantin' part of you oOo
Something kinda oooh
Makes my heart go boom boom
something inside of me
wantin' what you do oOo

Apperntly there is a bit of me that wants what you do. Perhaps you can fix the heating?

Something kinda oooh
Jumping on my tu-tu,
Something inside of me,
Wantin' part of you oOo
Something kinda oooh
Bumpin' in the back room
Something inside of me,
wantin' what you do oOo

Oh I m repeating myself again

Ooo when tomorrow comes, baby i won't even know your name

Oh I am going senile, I am losing my memory

Baby so good want to follow on boy but ill never meet you,
Never see you again

Perhaps I am going a bit blind as well

If your gonna put a line on me now no, waitin' till the band gonna play real slow
If you win yours hand on me im diggin' you up

Digging you up? Have you been buried? Are you dead already? Damn this hypothermia

Cant dance,

That's true

no pain,

That will be due to the cold

no game no show

Not even Family Fortunes?

gimme to the beat , all night dont roll

Don't roll at all at night, otherwise you will nick my hafl of the duvet. It's cold enough as it is, without you rolling over and stealing it all

If you win your hands on me , you've got to keep up

Yes Keep your hands up where I can see them!

Something kinda oooh
Jumping on my tu-tu,

There they go again, jumping up and down on my tutu

Something inside of me,
Wantin' part of you oOo
Something kinda oooh
Makes my heart go boom boom
something inside of me
wantin' what you do oOo
Something kinda oooh
Jumping on my tu-tu,
Something inside of me,
Wantin' part of you oOo

Yes I have said that already

Something kinda oooh
Bumpin' in the back room

How did they get into the back room? Stop romaing around my house. And put my tutu down!

Something inside of me,
wantin' what you do oOo

I've got to heat it up,
got to, got to heat it up
I've got till 3 o'clock
I've got to rock until you drop

I'm cold again

I've got to heat it up,
got to, got to heat it up
I've got till 3 o'clock
I've got to rock until you drop

And repetative

Oh boy i can tell you how sad i feel

,
I am sad! You have ruined my favourite tutu

if tonight is just another kink in your steel

And a steel is not the best material to make a tutu out of! It makes those lifts so much more difficult

Should've known where the man was at

,
Apparently he is in the back room

should've known he was gonna make me , i Should've recognized the plan o'attack when he turned and he called me baby
Shoulda know where the man was at
Shoulda known he was gonna make me
Shoulda come with a body map so I know where the night will take me

A body map. Cool, now where does the Colon go?

something, something, something, something, something

Er did someone say something?

Something kinda oooh
Jumping on my tu-tu,
Something inside of me,
Wantin' part of you oOo

Something kinda oooh
Makes my heart go boom boom
something inside of me
wantin' what you do oOo

Something kinda oooh
Jumping on my tu-tu,
Something inside of me,
Wantin' part of you oOo

Something kinda oooh
Bumpin' in the back room
Something inside of me,
wantin' what you do oOo

Now I am just repeating myself. Senility has set in

How sad am I? I want to go and see the Sound of Music in London

This list had been kindly donated by my good friend Paddy. He's a gentleman, a scholar and an acrobat.. no wait... that's the pink panther, the rinkydink panther

1. My ex is still....
between my Z and C on my keyboard

2. I'm listening to....
An odd documentary on how to make bubblegum (Dont ask)

3. Maybe I should...
switch off and do something less boring instead... Why Don't you!

4. I love...? And if you buy a ticket you can all have a turn

5. My best friends...?...er... are here in Blogland. Certainly not at work. They don't talk to me at work :sigh:

6.I don’t understand...? why belly button fluff is always blue

8. I miss...? ed out this question the first time round

9. The meaning of my screen name is...?My intitials with a three digit code that I had to remember

10. Love is...?a dyslexic vole

11. Somewhere, someone is...?naked {shudders}

12. I will never...? put out on the first date. NOw, the second date... I'm anybody's

13. Forever seems like...? the time I waited in the bloody traffic tonight

14. I never ever want to lose...? my virginity again. I've only just got it replaced

15. My cell phone...? is as dead as a dodo

16. When I wake up in the morning...? I hit the snooze button and fall back to sleep

17. I get annoyed at...? Stupid kids being very silly

18. Parties are...?what other people seem to have

19. My pets are...? a stick, a stone and a piece of moss

20. Kisses are...? welcome

21. Today I'm...? stressed after my journey home

22. I really want...? life

My journey home was a nightmare tonight. I left at 4pm as normal (I like to rush out as soon as possible), and like normal I needed to get petrol. I have one of those digital countdowns in my car that lets me know how many miles to go before I run out of petrol... and it was quite low- but still enough to get me to the petrol station at Hurst Green. But when I got to Flimwell, the Police had blocked off the A21 south, And I don't mean the fabulous group headed by Sting.
SO I had to have a detour through Hawkhurst. And the traffic was really heavy and slow, because everyone was being detoured through Hawkhurst, and I was also nervously watching my Petrol countdown going down.
Eventually I made it through Hawkhurst and was winding my way back towards the A21, when I noticed the Police had blocked off the A21 South here as well... but they had opened the North again, so I ended up going back the way I came. AAARGH! SO I had to turn round and wind my way through some dark lanes in the middle of no-where and hope that they end up in the right place. 2 hours later I got home.

What a nightmare journey