I am in need of some procrastination material... wait a minute. I just saw this on Sminchin's blog

22. Who should do this meme?
Anyone in need of procrastination material

Then I will....

1. Flip to page 18, paragraph 4 in the book closest to you right now, what does it say?

Hmm. Interesting stuff...

The London Horse show is a videomaking delight, with show jumping, dressage and shetland ponies on display

Hmmm, reminds me e bit too much of Butterscotch (Devil horse)

2. If you stretch out your left arm - as far as possible, what are you touching?
The Yucca plant

3. What’s the last program you watched on tv?
The last full prgram I actually sat and watched fo the full duration would be.... last nights I'm a celebrity...

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.
7-36. (Corrie has just started)
Actaully it's 7.44 so not too bad.

5. Except the computer, what can you hear right now?
The cockney tones of Bradley Walsh, and the roar of the fire. In the background I can hear my OH gossiping to a friend on the phone

6. When was the last time you were outside and what did you do?
I was coming home from the cinema.

7. What are you wearing?
A jumper. it is warm

8. Did you dream last night? If you did, what about?
I am pretty sure I did, because I remember waking up and talking to my OH about it. I can't for the life of me remember what it was about. Maybe I will later...

9. When was the last time you laughed?
We laugh often. My last laugh was a sympathy laugh as my OH did her goldfish joke ... again!

10. What’s on the walls, in the room you’re in right now?
Three photo montages we did from the computer, A framed signed Liverpool shirt (20 signatures) and some christmas lights that we never took down from last year

11. Have you seen anything strange lately?
Tenacious D was a strange movie.

12. What do you think about this meme?
It has my pulse racing as we speak

13. What’s the last film you saw?
We just sat and watched The Da Vinci Code. My OH had not seen it before

14. If you became a multimillionaire, what would you do with the money?
Buy a house, car, go on holiday, quit my job, see my family are OK, buy a business, invest. And live off the interest. I dunno, I've not really thought about it

15. Tell us something about yourself that most people don’t know.
I used to be a monk

16. If you could change ONE THING in this world, without regarding politics or bad guilt - what would it be?
I would ban chewing gum. YUK!

17. Do you like dancing?
Yes. Very much. Although I dance like that guy on the Macdonalds advert when the girl tells him to Chuff off

18. George Bush?
I think it is the result of alien human breeding gone wrong

19. What do you want your children’s names to be, girl/boy?
Twin boys Leviticus and Deutoronomy. And a baby grl called Numbers

20. Would you ever consider living abroad?
WE have thought about it often. This country is going downhill

21. What do you want God to tell you, when you come to heaven?
That I can come in

22. Who should do this meme?
Hobbits, Werewolves and Members of Parliament

I went to the ciname again today. This time to see Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny, definitely worth a look. I am glad I didn't decide to see Casino Royale today because there was a sign up in the cinema window saying that all the Sunday showings of it were fully booked! Lucky I got to see it yesterday.

After coming home, I have just spent the last couple of hours working. I have nearly finished all my references. Only one more to do YIPPEE! This week there is a parent's evening but it's a year group that I don't teach- so I won't have to be there (I assume)

I bought a new PSP game yesterday. It's a brain training game- supposed to keep the mind fit and active. What you have to do is type in your age and then do a series of tests and it tells you what age your brain is. I did it yesterday and my brain was 27 years old (Which is 7 years younger than it really is). Woohoo! I have a young brain. Shame it can't age the smuttiness level, because I am sure that will be somehwere in the teens! But, I did the test again today and my brain was 30 years old! My brain has ged 3 years ovenight. OMG. What if this is a trend that continues? I have calculated that my brain would be drawing a pension by a week next Thursday, and then in just under three weeks I will be going senile. Oh dear, I had better write a brain will, it will probably be dead by Christmas (Who said I was pretty brain dead now... Own up! I heard you!)