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Butterscotch is a work of the devil

by cj592 @ 2006-11-14 - 19:13:01

Okay. I have to blog about this because it is beginning to freak me out. It is one of the scriest things I have ever seen, and now my OH wants one.

What could be scaring me so much? Could it be David Gests eyebrows? No! It is this....
butterscotch

This is a new toy which mimicks the movements of a horse. And it is the freakiest thing I have ever seen. No toy should be able to move around like that. I tell you it is the devil at work!

This is what the description says

With built-in light and sound sensors, the BUTTERSCOTCH pony can tell what is happening around her. The sensors even recognize when her ears are being tickled and Butterscotch will turn her head to try and find you. If the room suddenly becomes dark, Butterscotch may even need a hug from her friend

I am sorry, but it would really freak me out if I was to spot it suddenly moving it's head to see where I was! Especially in the dark!

My OH is now determined to have one. She says that it could canter up to her and rest it's head on her lap when she sleeps. But I am certain that as soon as it is dark, it will clip-clop around to my side of the bed and it's eyes will glow red and snort in my face!
"But Butterscotch would never do that" she said
"But Beelzebutterscotch would" I replied.

No! It is just wrong. I have never been so incensed since they brought out a male baby doll with a willy that wee'd itself.... I mean why! Seriously, it's enough to give you nightmares!

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