My stupid A-Z thing

A- Have you ever tried Apple Bobbing? Yes! That was a lot of fun. Although I did have trouble getting my jaw around the apples
B- Did you ever buy a Boyzone single? Yes. The first one. Love me for a reason
C- What colour is you current footwear? Black socks
D- Do you feel like Dancing? Right now no. Not even when the old Joanna Plays
E- If your blog had to be editted, would that make you blog less? I don't think I would mind. I'm not sure I write anything that bad
F- What is your favourite fish? Scampi, or even Monk fish
G- If there was a beanstalk that led to a Land of Giants, would you climb it?No way! I am way to much of a coward
H- Who is your hero? I think that any teacher that does a great job and still has a smile on their face at the end of the day is a hero!
I- Would you eat Octopus boiled in it's own ink? When it comes to food, I would try anything once
J- Are you a Jelly fan? Oh yes. Adult parties are so boring these days
K- Do you like Kinder Surprise eggs? They are such a let down. I remember one year when every toy inside was a Tiny Terrapin thing. Where's the surprise in that?
L- Would you ever consider a job as a Lion Tamer? Are you kidding? I wouldn't even climb the bloody Beanstalk
M- Minstrels, M&M's or Maltesers? If I had to choose, Peant M&M's for me
N- Are you allergic to nuts? Not at the moment
O- WOuld you want to go the London 2012 olympics? I would love to, and maybe I will
P- Did you enjoy studying Physics at school? My Physics teacher was a right B**D, and made the subject totall unenjoyable!
Q- Queueing? Great British tradition or a waste of time? I love queueing. I often start queues for no reason, just to see if anyone joins them
R- Should we have a Royal Family? Oh yes. I think they are a great national treasure
S- How old would your kids be when you told them that Santa doesn't exist? I don't think I would tell them. Let them work it out for themselves
T- What should go on toast? Marmite!
U- Do you ever pretend yo someone that you understand what's going on, when you don't. Only most of the time. I think it's a teacher's greatest attribute
V- Ever video'd yourself doing something you shouldn't? Er yes
W- If so, have you let enyone a watch it? Only the two of us
X- What do you think the value of 'x' is? Probably 2.4
Y- Ever written in to 'Why Don't You' when you were a kid? I used to watch it when I was a kid, but never wrote in. Although those fact sheets were always so tempting
Z- Are you in the 'Zone' right now? I think the 'zone' has passed me by

Hehe. I have had a flick around some of my follow bloggers recent posts, and I'm surprised that noone has mentioned Halloween D
Still it only comes once a year, and we don't really do it that big in this country, well at least I don't think we do. Although I was surprised how many people I heard organising Halloween parties at the weekend. But maybe that's just more to do with an excuse to have a party!D
But, just in case there are any Tricky Tweeters doing the rounds, I have a bowl by the door filled with lollies and sweeties. And I will be so upset if no-one comes round and we have to eat them ourselves. Last year we had a few early in the evening with their parents, but thankfully nothing like my first ever Halloween encounter. If there are some bloggers who weren't around last year, you can read about my Halloween horror here.

So is anyone having a spooky party? Or are we all turning the lights out to pretend we're not in

Back in the Dark ages, two pumpkin sellers sat by the roadside.

"No one is buying these stupid vegetabes, Piddleman"
"What can we do, Urinearo? Everyone is much more into carrots. These pumpkins are so big and heavy, hardly a convenience food. EVeryone wants Carrots. 'All the colour of the pumpkin, but only a tenth of the calories'"
"What we need is a gimmick! Something that will make people buy them"
"WE could cover them in tinsel and sell them as Christmas Pumpkins"
"But Christmas has already got Pudding and Turkeys"
"WE could cover them in chocolate and sell them as novelty Easter Pumpkins"
"Nah! The Easter Bunnies have the monopoly on Easter."
"What we need is a fresh idea, some new holiday that hasn't already got a food involved"
"Ascension Day? Whitsun? Pentecost? Hey, the Pentecost Pumpkin!"
"Now you're just being silly. Perhaps our good friend Ween can help. And here he is."
"Hallo, Ween!"

Well, it could have happened.