It's Friday night and, like a good pair of curtains, it has drawn to a close. Well, actually even bad pairs of curtains draw to a close as well- but I wouldn't admit to owning a bad pair of curtains.
We have devoured half of that apple pie, and I even managed to resist doing an 'American Pie' on it, much to the relief of my OH! But iw was very tasty (There were raisins in it too 
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I have just seen a report about the next series of I'm in the Jungle, Make me a celebrity. And here is a who's who of likely Z listers going in...
Among the names being touted for the next run are Hollyoaks star Stuart Manning - better known to fans of the Chester-set soap as Russ.
He could be in line to join the likes of Miss Great Britain Danielle Lloyd, Peter Jones of Dragon's Den, Crystal Palace owner Simon Jordan, sex guru Louise Van der Velde and model Michelle Marsh.
Now when I say 'Who's who', really mean to say 'Who? Who?' Because I haven't heard of any of them. Who watched Hollyoaks (Sorry Sarah)
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Soon it will be Halloween. I hope you have all stocked up o Trick or Treat Goodies. 'Cos it may be me coming round wearing my Scooby Doo mask 
Have you ever called anyone a berk? Ever wanted to know what you were really calling them? Well, the work berk is shortened from Berkshire Hunt... which is rhyming slang! So that's what you've been calling them!
