I have been speaking to my sister in law and, as fun as the conversations are, it's amazing the topics of our conversation. She has 3 kids and she has 2 more on the way. The shock announcement of the twins was one that none of us were expecting- It took her a while to come to terms with it. She is only a we thing, so I don't kno where she is going to carry them? Perhaps I should but her a little Papoose.
Anyway, now she is getting big, her other kids have started to ask questions, like where dod babies come from. Now her eldest is seven, and, if it were me I would have said something like 'Mummy's Tummy'. But she is keen not to lie to her kids, so her kids have now been told that babie's come from Mummy's fluff!
Her Fluff! I was stunned, amazed and amused when she told me that's what she'd said. So now her kids believe that babies come from the fluff! "Oh yes," she said "They are well aware of mummy's fluff!"
Now this got me thinking? What if they go to school nd the teacher tells them to pick up the fluff off the floor. Or will they get confused if someone tells them they have fluff in the belly buttons? It made me laugh! Still, I admire her honesty.

Anyway, I have just watched the first episode of Robin Hood, and even though I was entertained by it, I did think those peasants were the cleanest ones I have ever seen. Their rags were pristene- not a hint of dirt on them. And they all looked like they had regular visits to the Hairdressers. What a cushy life being a peasant must have been.

I have just googled me nickname CJ592 and I came acros this

CJ592—Independent Study. (Three hours)

Research under faculty supervision in any area of interest to the student. Content may not relate to thesis or policy and practice project

The CJ stands for Criminal Justice but on my course you can study anything you want that is unrelated to Criminal Justice.
So who's for a three hour session on how to get all the toothpaste out of a tube?

PS: I also appear to be an IBM copy member, but that's all Gobble-ee-gook to me

I had a dream last night and I can seem to remember bits of it, so I will try to relate it as much as possible.
I was part of a team of investigators who were trying to locate a missing boy. (Think a cross between Spooks and Scooby Doo- A Spooky Doo gang if you will) Anyway, we approached an old shed in the middle of no-where and we were driving a really old car (like they had in Life on Mars) and we all got out to search it. But the shed was like one big set of secret rooms and traps. Eventually I found a secret trap door which led to a clue that led to an old RV parked nearby. (Why we didn't spot it before I don't know- it was quite big) So we searched the RV and I found a note left by the boy, who had been kidnapped, that he was going to leave a trail for us to follow by throwing banana skins out of the window. SO all we had to do was follow the banana skin trail. But not just normal banana's, they were the mini bananas you can buy! Which came in useful as, when we were following the banana skins, there were loads of normal sized ones which would have led us in the wrong direction.

When we were following the trail, in the RV- for some reason we had left the car behind- I had to get out for something and they drove off without me. MY team left me stranded! And I was stranded in the middle of a town, without a clue what to do. SO I did what everyone would do when stranded in a strange town- I visited the circus. IT cost me £5 to enter the circus, and I was just about to enjoy the entertainment, when I saw another banana skin. The lost boy must have been hidden in the circus.

However, it was then when I woke up, so I never found the boy.

And that is my dream. Does anyone want to buy the film rights?

Last night we found out who the finalists would be for each of the three judges in the X-factor. Here are my thoughts

In the Under 25’s category there was Ashley with the big hair, Carlo who hasn#t really made a big impression on me, hot girls Gemma, Stacey, Nikitta and Leona and the two cry baby boys Ray and Shaun. After watching the auditions I didn’t really mind who got through, but I was surprised that Ashley got through. And not because of his hair (which looks better when it is brushed back), I just don’t rate his singing voice. I am glad that Shaun didn’t get through, not because I didn’t like him, but I think he would fall apart on the live stage- Poor wee lamb! Now if it were me, I’d have just put the four hot girls through. But at least two of them got through.

Simon chose: Ashley (??), Ray, Nikitta and Leona.

In the over 25’s there was Ben with the gravely voice and Michael Bolton hair, Dionne and Tiwa- I would be very surprised if both of these got through, There was stud Jonathan and Robert- who has obviously got time off from the island after getting his son back from the ‘others’ after shooting Ana Lucia and selling out Jack, Sawyer and Hurley. There is wheelchair bound Kerry, who I think has a lovely voice and for the mature audience we had Katie and Lyn.
I really wanted Tiwa, Jonathan, Robert and Kerry- but I2 out of four isn’t bad.

Sharon chose: Kerry, Ben, Robert and Dionne

In the groups category we have a pair of brother called The Brothers, who were part of a four-piece group who were also called the brothers I think. There were the MacDonald brothers, who I actually liked. Although I hope they end up more like Hue and Cry than the Proclaimers . The Dolly Rockers who just looked like a school-girls performing in a mirror at a slumber party. The Unconventionals, as their name suggests, are a touch unconventional- but I actually quite like them. I can’t see them surviving far in the competition. There were also Pure Liberty and 4sure, who weren’t that great. And then the two boy bands; the freaky looking Eton Road and the big-headed, arrogant asses known as Avenue.
I am very glad that Louis chucked Avenue of the competition, even if they hadn’t had cheated (because they had already signed up to a manager and the manager had told them to enter the competition for the exposure), they were a touch too arrogant for my liking. So there journey has reached a dead end (A Cul-de-sac)

Louis chose: The Unconventionals, 4sure, Eton Road and the MacDonald Brothers. (Hmmm. No girl groups Louis? Girls not your thing?)

Let the battle commence