Aren't I lucky.
I have just been given the opportunity of a life time! I have just been offered a part time financial managers job for the Norway Consulting Group. And how did I hear about this once in a life time opportunity? Is it from days of rigorous interviews? Or perhaps from a reputable job agency? No. It has been sent by e-mail.
But that doesn't matter, it must be a grand job. I wonder what it entails.....

1) Open up a bank account

Hmm, nothing at all suspicious so far

2) Upon receiving a notice from our manager about money transfer with your account, promptly apply to your bank and withdraw the sum.
3) Immediately go to one of the express money transfer agencies and transfer this sum in accordance with the details specified in our notice.

Well I'm convinced.

Signed Annette Nygardsmoen

Dear Annette,
Thanks for the wonderful offer. How kind of you to give me the opportunity to set up my own account and ask my own bank to withdraw money. However I think I may instead laugh insanely at you. Hahahahahahahaha

PS did you know that your name was an anagram of
A GRAND MONEY NEST NET

I don't understand the stats at the moment. According to the page views yesterday I had 2930 of them. How is that possible? And is it my imagination or has all my profile tags become lower case. I thought I had a very (Loud and proud) geek tag in Upper case. GEEK! that's me!
I bought my suit. In fact I got two of them. A classic black and a light grey with a blue pinstripe. I start work on Thursday (half day for newbies) so I may meet all the other pleb intake.
I also have to think about my P45. I'm not sure if it's going to be posted or I have to collect it. I have been paid but I don't have the wage slip. I don't know if it's sitting in my old pigeon hole waiting for collection. I will have to go in and check. I may pop in on Thursday after work to see if it's there, or to see if there is anyone left in the finance office. Officially I am still working for them on Thursday as it's the last day of the month.

PS, my chimney looks dirty

Oh how disappointing. The Chimney sweep has cancelled. Due to illness. I bet he's not really ill, I bet he's made other arrangements with that slut of a flying nanny. I am sure she drugs him to do his will. "A spoonful of rohypnol makes the Chimney Sweep go down" Oo-er that sounded ruder that I intended.

Tuesday morning and I am having to wait in for someone..... the chimney sweep! Every year he pops by to unblock my passage, with his cheery fake cockernay accent and realsitic pavemant chalk drawings. Last year we jumped in one and went to a fayre with penguin butlers and some man complaining that he said a long word to his girl and now that girl is his wife.... no wait.... that's Mary Poppins!
So the chimney sweep is coming to dance on our rooftops singing with a whole load of other sweeps who just happen to know the words and dance routine... no wait.. thats Mary Poppins as well.
So the Chimney sweep is coming round to charge me a fortune to insert a large instrument up my opening and unblock it... no wait... thats my colonic I'm having tomorrow.
Anyway, he's coming round soon.