WE have one of those new fangled cars that has a display that lets you know when it needs a service; a little spanner icon flashes.
So we booked it in for a service.

OH {When next driving the car} Why is the spanner still flashing? We've already booked it in for a service.

You are NOT going to believe this.

It's Cillit Bang the Remix.

Last night David Beckham was evicted from the England Squad. After spending so long in the squad and being Bookies favourite for most of that time,
Here he is meeting the press for the first time, although I think his eviction outfit was very unimaginative.

"He took the news very well, although he was disappointed."

But how long before the public will vote him back him?
And how long before the England team will be picked like a reality TV phone vote?
I can see it now. It'll be Saturday BBC prime time and hosted by Graham Bloody Norton....

Who do you want in the final 11?

For Peter Crouch phone 09011 32 33 14
For Ashley Cole ....D

I was knocked up by the postman this morning. I am sure that has been the ruin of many a person. But today there was news. A letter in fact....
And so today I have officially been made redundant.
I am officially out of work
I must start to look for another job.
Oooh. Is that one over there?
wow how lucky was that. Perhaps I won't be out of work after all.
How remarkably bizarre and suprising, that I found a job the same day that I lost one.

I just thought. Now I am redundant, but when was I dundant the first time?

The twelve Memes of Christmas.

another list that I created based on the twelve days of Christmas.
On the Twelve memes of Christmas that my CJ sent to me....

12) Drummers Dumming- Drumming your fingers is a sign of impatience. What makes you the most impatient?
When I try to phone up companies and they put you on hold and then yoou get passed around form person to person

11) Pipers piping. Have you ever tried to fix any plumbing or had some DIY go wrong?
I once broke a toilet in a girlfriends house. It took ages to try and fix it. She was concerned why I was in there so long.

10) Lords a leaping. If you were chosen for a peerage or to join a royal family, how would you feel about it?
I'm all for royalty. I'd have a title any day. I already get called sir!

9) Ladies Dancing. Have you ever danced on stage? Kind of. AS part of a musical I had to do a few steps. Oh I also once performed a version of Nathan jones, with actions, to a friend who was leaving to go abroad. I was the tall one out of Bananarama

8) Maids a milking. Some celebrities are celebrities for no reason and they milk it for all it's worth. How do you feel about them?
Its a funny country, I dont think any other country has such celebrity status as us. I think it devalues the real artists

7) Swans a swimming. Can you swim? have you got any certificates from school?
I must have got some certificates, but I hated swimming at school. I mean who is likely to need to rescue a brick from a drowning in your pyjamas?

6) Geese a laying. Getting laid. When people are asked how many people they have slept with, do you think they exaggerate the numbers?
Undoubtedly. Especially guys. Can't see the point myself, and I think 127 other people would agree

5) Gold rings. How many rings do you wear and what do they symbolise?
just the wedding ring

4) Calling birds. How would you get rid of a 'persistant' admirer who keeps calling you?
Change my number. Definitely

3) French Hens. French Kissing? are tongues good?
Depends on the technique. I once kissed someone who went for the rapid rummage, which was NOT good!

2) Turle Doves. Dives the symbol of peace. Is Peace worth fighting for?
Too right! But depends on how they fight.

1) a partridge in a pear tree. Climbing trees. Have you ever climbed a tree or had a tree house?
There was one tree in the park I loved to climb and hide out in. But I never had a tree house. Would of liked one though