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Cabbage Patch Katie
by cj592 @ 2006-08-08 - 09:21:37


Cabbage Patch Katie
By CJ

Cabbage Patch Katie was moody and mean
She'd phone up her friends and start venting her spleen
She'd always pick up on their faults, which was rich
You'd never have known a more venomous bitch.

Cabbage Patch Katie thought it was such fun
But her friends were pee'd off and all left, one by one
She never could fathom why they wouldn't phone
And Cabbage Patch Katie grew up all alone.

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08/08/06 @ 09:32

:))

sminchinsminchin pro
08/08/06 @ 09:55

Awwwwwww.

A morality tale there, methinks.

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cj592cj592 pro
08/08/06 @ 12:10

Based on true life :(

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sminchinsminchin pro
08/08/06 @ 12:16

Really? Bizarre. Why Cabbage Patch? Are we talking about those hideous dolls that were fashionable when I was a kid?

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cj592cj592 pro
08/08/06 @ 12:34

Nah not really. I just make these things up. I heard someone talking about Cabbage Patch dolls this morning and the rhyme started popping into my head. And when it starts I have to write it down or it will bug me for ages. And thusly the poem was born

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sminchinsminchin pro
08/08/06 @ 12:54

Oooh, you tortured artist you!

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cj592cj592 pro
08/08/06 @ 12:55

I will have you know that I have never tortured an artist. Welll just that once, but it was in a brothel in Morocco and she paid extra for it!

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sminchinsminchin pro
08/08/06 @ 13:22

Blimey.

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08/08/06 @ 10:46

boil that cabbage so it doesn't taste bitter? ;)

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