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Hunch and Boobie

by cj592 @ 2006-07-27 - 23:35:15

Today we went to Asda.
I managed to get a copy of Prince of Persia: Warriors Within for £10 which I thought was a bargain.
You can tell the kids are off now, because there were tons of them in store- being dragged around by harrassed women!
But if they weren't being dragged by their mums, they were forced to sit in front of the Punch and Judy show. What? Did I hear right? Punch and Judy? Yes! I tell you that Asda were hosting their own Punch and Judy show for kids. However the puppets looked a bit cheaper different so I thought perhaps they were Asda'a own brand of Punch and Judy, which will probably have to be renamed due to Trademarking rules (Remember the Puffin bars? Stores own brand of Penguin)
So as I walked around Asda I made a special effort to look for the Asda Special Hunch and Boobie Puppet Theatre. I couldn't find it. Shame :(
Anyway as we did walk around we noticed a stall which had more kids around it. Surely there can't be anything more entertaining than Hunch and Boobie? But there was... it was the free trial of Nesquik's Magic milk straws! Oh great! Another way to make our kids obese and hpyeractive! But at least they were there to entertain the children whilst parents managed to food shop.

After that I went to the doctors, my blood pressure is up, but the doctor said it may be because of the stress I have been under. everything is OK, so that's good!

How do you model air?

by cj592 @ 2006-07-27 - 15:45:22

I saw a sign today, it was a poster that said "Hastings Model Air Show" and that got me thinking.... How on earth do you model air? And what kind of show would it make? I am imagining some kind of science fair with spotty geeks showing off marvelous models of molecules constructed out of ping pong balls and straws. Or maybe they have craeted their own 'air' samples and are storing it in little tupperware containers. "My name is Kevin and created my air model by collecting gas samples from inside cereal boxes and toilet tubes and even used the inside of polo mints"

And then the next big question is how is it judged? Are there WI ladies sampling them like they were jams?
"Come along Deirdre the first sample is by Kevin. Hmm yes, a very nice sample of air with a subtle hint of mint. Yes Deirdre, write that down, a. subtle. hint. of. mint.
And now sample two is by Karina. Hmm oh dear, not a bad try but a bit too heavy on the Carbon Dioxide I think. Write that down Deirdre. Too. Much. CO2.
And the last sample is by C.J. Aargh. {cough} what are you trying to do? Kill us? There is way to much Sulphur Monoxide. What planet is this air from? Jupiter? Dear oh dear, you will lose marks for that"??

Perhaps I should go along to the air show, sounds like it could be a laugh. I may even make an entry. :DD

Answering questions- a blog experiment

by cj592 @ 2006-07-27 - 00:10:18

Ever seen that Two Ronnies sketch where they answer the question before, well lets try an experiment.
I will write question 1 here
I will also write question 2.
Then the next person must Copy question 2 into the comment but answer question 1!
That person must then set question 3!

The next person must then copy question 3 into the comment but give an answer to question 2. Then they must set question 4.
Each time a person answers the question before and then set the next question.
Make sense?
Lets give it a go.
For anyone setting a question, try to make it such that there is more than one answer possible

Question 1: What is your name?

Question 2: Name your favourite planet

Let's see if this works....

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