It's Tuesday and it's another hot day. I walked into town today and I decided to wear my shorts (Yes! C.J in not wearing a suit shocker) I have these short which are really nice; they have deep pockets that zip up. but they have this elasticated netting inside. Now I have never quite worked out what it's there for but I do know that after a while they tend to chaff somewhat. Perhaps they were desigend by vengeful women!
Anyway back to town. I popped in to see my OH in her kitchen-god it's hot in there. I wanted to stay and have breakfast (She was cooking some lovely English breakfasts...mmMMMmm)but she looked busy and even my comedic finger might not have been welcome at that point
I popped into the doctor's to arrange a blood test and an appointment. I like my Doctor's Surgery. you can go in and book an appointment. unlike the one I had before in Hastings when if you phoned up some sarcy cow would tell you you could only book appointments if you come into the surgery at 8;30 am. Otherwise no go. What's the point of that??????

Anyway I am back now.

I have noticed that I am Top of the Blogs. (I like to check to see if I'm in the top twenty.) but I am number 1! Woohoo. But why? Oh I see......
For weeks i have been writing important blogs about my situation, full of anguish and heart-ache, but as soon as I write about eh antics of Howard and Jason- my little stick men in cube world- suddenly you become interestedD
Well you asked for it...... I have had to split Howard and Jason up. Howard seems to have been a little too agressive. He kept going over to Jason's Cube and picking a fight. So I have split them up To be perfectly honest I think Howard is up to no good with that stick- I am sure I have seen hime practising pole-dancing moves with it. SO Howard is now pacing around the cube trying to get out. Then I turn the cube upside down and he falls to the ground! HAHA!

... is the World Cup over now?

Did we win?

An article taken from The Mirror shows just why romance is dying in the world...

A WOULD-BE Romeo's over-the-top email asking a girl he met at a party for a date finished up being sent around the world.

Sounds pretty straightforward so far!

Joseph D called Kate W's smile "the freshest of my special memories" and vowed to "hold it in my heart when I need inspiration".

Okay that's a little bit cheesy!

Kate forwarded the epic to her sister Jane with the terse comment: "I met this man on Saturday." Jane sent it to six friends, saying: "Oh my God!"

Maybe if she sent it to her sister only I could understand, but to six of her friends as well!

From there it went worldwide, with people adding comments such as: "I'm still cleaning the vomit chunks out of my keyboard."

Hmmm. Nice!

Web designer Joseph, in his late 30s, yesterday called himself a "hopeless romantic" and added: "I'd do the same thing if the situation warrants it. I'd like a relationship with someone who valued that kind of effort." He said Kate had called his love declaration touching and she was sorry her sister had passed it around.

SO the fact that the other six friends passed it on was OK

Joseph, from Berkshire, said he had since been bombarded with emails and calls from around the world, some of them "propositions for romance".

Haha so he has become hot property now. Although it does say that some are propostitions. I wonder what the rest are like! Poor guy

Jane would only say: "I don't know if Kate would be interested in talking about it."

So the first question; The poor guy has been embarrassed worldwide, but who is to blame? Himself for sending such a cringeworthy e-mail? Kate for not keeping it to herself in the first place? Or her sister for making it more public? (Or me for making it even more public )

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The article continues with a section headed I wish I hadn't sent that which includes some other embarrassing emails.

LAWYER Richard Phillips quit last June over emails to his secretary demanding she pay a £4 cleaning bill after spilling ketchup on his trousers.

INTERNET worker Claire Swire, below, described in an email a sex act on her boyfriend in 2000. He sent it to pals and it went global.

CITY bank employee Trevor Luxton resigned in 2002 after he emailed friends telling them a mate's ex had performed a sex act on him while he spoke to his bored,' fiancee on the phone.

RACHEL Fountain was sacked from American Express in November 2002 after accidentally sending the company boss an invitation to a porn party.

So my second question is, Have you ever sent an embarrassing email or one that you wish you hadnt?