Any Task will do

They locked us in
Pulled down the curtain
I know for certain
What I want to do
But the house was bare
The garden empty
Pete’s getting tetchy
Any task will do

I wore my mic
With batteries changing
Susie’s arranging
The food in the store
Michael’s quite camp
Richard is camper
Glyn wants a hamper
And Imogens a bore

A crash of drums, then Pete’s alright!
And Spiral’s after another fight
Jayne was tied up in the garden
She was left alone

May I return
to the beginning
Shabaz was screaming
And Bonnuh was too
She wanted her clothes
Her nice pink Hooduh
I’m getting bored now
Any task will do

This current Big Brother predicament, with the rule breaking and the rationing of food Reminds me very much of a biblical story.
Joseph and his Technicolor Hoodie. Well the bit about the dream of plenty and famine. I think Lloyd Webber wrote a musical on it.
So I took his musical (just the dream bit) and changed the lyrics

So here it is

Big Brothers Dream of Plenty and famine(It makes it easier of you know the tune)

Seven weeks of bumper food is on its way
Glyns black pudding, tea for Susie, Grace gets hay
Your stores will boom
There won’t be room
In Susie’s drawer for it!
After that the future doesn’t look so bright
The Housemates luck will change completely over night
‘Cos Jayne the fool
She broke a rule
And now they’re in deep shit!
Oh Big B it’s plain to see
What rule breaking does for thee
Now they’re baking bread with yeast and flour
And they smell ‘cos they haven’t had a shower
And Glyn won some food hooray
But turned out it was Puree
In this hose, it’s full of little idiots
What a stunning house of silly idiots
There was Glyn and Pete and Nikki and Mikey and Jayne!

It's Tuesday morning and today I have to go into work for the next meeting. God when will this shit end?
I had another bad dream last night; third time in a week. Same old story, new job goes horribly wrong. Hmmm I wonder whats behind them?

On a lighter note, after watching yesterdays Eastenders, where Chelsea said she wanted to be a footballers wife (and remembering that that was Nikki's dream as well) I came up with a brilliant idea for a TV show.
Well to be honest it's a really tacky and trashy idea for a TV show, so it's boud to work. The idea is simple, you scour the coountry for girls who want to be a WAG (Wife and Girlfriend-notably of a footballer) and they have to fight it out and at the end the winner gets to date a real footballer! (Not Theo Walcot- I said a real footballer). And every week they got voted off by the public.
Ok it really is a trashy idea- so how ong before they make it. They could title it WAG: The Dog!