What's on the table at the moment.

I have my lap top open and I am sitting at the table. I have noticed that I have a lot of remote controls. There is one for the TV, one for the DVD player, one for the DVD recorder, one for the Sky system(which is still working) and one for the Hi-Fi system. There is also a calculator (For any of those dull moments when I feel the need to calculate something).
Also on the table there is a small plastic box which holds all my 'doubles' of Doctor Who stickers- My Oh has placed them in a box so that when the fan goes on they stop blowing around.
There are 8 pens; 5 black, 2 red and 1 blue. I have never seen so many pens here and no doubt the next time I need one I wont be able to find one.
A box of matches brought in after our barbecue, an address book, some tablet packets and my England watch- what a good luck charm that turned out to be!
There are also some bills and a piece of paper which my Oh has written down an answer to a TV competition along with the phone number.
Oh and I have just found a piece of the Sky Satellite system that the engineer removed and replaced.

So there you go. Welcome to my table.